well, I got side swiped by a car yesterday here in Saarbrucken Germany (west of Frankfurt where the German Olympic training center is).
very very very lucky.
landed on my back, lovely helmet oh my lovely helmet saved my small brain from a nasty introduction to mr. concrete. Elbow has a boohoo, ass road rash, nice little blemish on my back, hip is sore.
Helmet has skid marks on the top... not sure how and a nice crack inside.
Sheared the seat stay right off my beautiful bike, other then that barely a scratch.
Really a stupid accident, bike lane ended and 50meters later car tried to edge me off the road, I banged on the side passenger window to tell him I was there.... he made a sharp right and slammed on his brakes. I was riding aggressively though, still he was trying to run me off the road. I ALMOST made it damn it, jumped the curb but clipped electrical box and flipped over my handle bars.
We almost fought right there in the street after I bounced off the pavement and came at him. I caught myself just before being a complete idiot and just stood there thinking about my kids and wondering what mountain bikes Specialized makes and not saying a word, nothing, driver looked like he was going to actually exploded, I waited quietly for this to happen. It was surreal as he just kept going and going and going, screaming in German as Kyle and I just stood there, looking at each other and saying "man that was close"
and
"tone it down Chewbacca before my eardrum explodes".
Crowd gathered, mostly concerned, which was reassuring. A passerby named Felix spoke German and was clearly very compassionate to an injured person and tried to calm the still LOSING HIS BLOODY MIND driver. He eventually talked down the driver who at first was apparently yelling "I wanted to hit him and kill him, he smacked my car", a natural reaction when a human being touches your material goods and you are obviously in a hurry to get where you are going.... or park, or kill, because you're a driver and drivers must establish there rights even if it's at the cost of human life. Makes perfect sense if you've lost your mind.
Just to take it up a crazy notch a massive german dude pulled up on his motorbike a full 5 minutes later, in all his leathers and went ballistic at me. I managed to gather from his obscenities and hand gestures that he didn't want me standing 3 feet into his very large empty driveway. That was really nice of him. I moved and said very calmly while smiling "I'm ok, thanks for asking, get help, you're insane and your leather jacket makes my spandex look half cool, purple is not your colour". He didn't understand a word of English, which made it almost funny.
That took surreal to a whole other level.
Super guy Felix calmed down crazy driver dude when he finally stopped yelling "POLICE, POLICE, POLICE" at the top of his lungs. He hadn't yet asked me if I was ok. why would you.... he was expressing his "driver rights", because drivers never do anything wrong and they own the whole road, no matter what. I guess he was teaching his 13 year old daughter, who was in the car with him, how to wave the "drivers rights" flag.
She was crying hysterically because her dad was losing his mind while checking his car for scratches.
I don't think she got the finer points of his 'how to kill a cyclist' demonstration.
Police arrived, took statements, Kyle became captain debater and did a great job by simply repeating "why is his car facing the houses?". The officer was terrific, listened to a now calm driver, super Felix and eventually me (while a random lady patched up my arm with gaux and some extremely painful spray). It looked like I was going to be charged for 'passing on the right', which was a little strange as I was only passing because he was slamming on his brakes and trying to run me off the road. Eventual I said "can I just ask one thing, if I don't care about my bike, I'm just thankful I'm ok and his car doesn't even have a scratch, no matter how hard he searches for one, can we just shake hands and go home".
"are you saying it was 50/50"
"if he says so too"
"
Er sagt, es war mit 50 Prozent seine Schuld war, wenn Sie es 50 Prozent sagen, deine Schuld "
"fine"
"cool"
then I asked the police officer "can I get a lift home"
"yes"
and 1hr later we went out for dinner, and I ate a small mountain of food. In fact since then all I've wanted is the 3 c's, Cookies, Chocolate and Coffee. and a hug from my kids who will learn to respect people, be patient and caring first, to have compassion for others, all that strange stuff.
Kyle is so hard core he made sure I was absolutely ok, there was no more police statements to make, that I had a ride home and went off to do the workout we were planning on, which pretty much sums up how awesome Kyle is.
My neck is sore but Jan Frodeno took me to the hospital, charmed the nurse and got me Xray'd and examined, 30mins in and out.
So.... my knee is sore, my neck is sore, I have a borrowed Cervelo s3 from Petzolds incredibly nice coach and my SL3 is a bit lighter and not quite as stiff.....
But I;m fine and I finally updated my blog.
oh and there's a massive motorcyclist out there who needs to get his head examined, the jackass.
S